Song Book
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i do not fish
I know beans about the south land, beans and rice
but I saw some aligators wearin' shirts they got half price
And I thought I heard some UFOs dialin' down from Mars
But it was only lawyers dialing from their cars
I was fooled that time...
So I headed back to Jersey, a place to crash
I was counting on my credit, but all they took was cash
And maybe it was Kathy, maybe it was Jane
but the posse that I'd joined with had lost the scent again
I do not fish. I DO NOT FISH. I never tip the scales in my favor
I do not fish, I never cast the lines, but I fall for them sometimes
Oh no.
So I found myself back cruising down the Southern Boulavard
I had to sleep out on the pavement, and it was much too hard
So I headed back to Juno, sleeping on the sand
"Just one last thing" said the mermaid
as she slipped her fin into my hand...
"I do not fish. I DO NOT FISH. I never tip the scales in my favor
No I do not fish, I never cast the lines, but I think of them sometimes"
Oy Vey.